The Longest Yard

Quack!Quack!Quack! ahhhhh well not if your Jeremiah Masoli. See Masoli decided that stealing laptops from frat houses wasn't enough for him oh no not by along shot. See after Chip Kelley suspended the quarterback for the season which really meant well it's November and we can win the Pac-10 so hey welcome back kid due to good behavior. See Masoli who was the starting quaterback for the defending Pac-10 champs decided to take up another hobby besides football. What you ask? Baseball? No! Basketball? No! Maybe video games? Well maybe if they were stolen. No Masoli's newest venture in life is that he aspires to be like Snoop Dogg. On Monday Masoli was cited for possessing less than an ounce of weed, driving with a suspended licence and and failure to stop at a roadway. Guess its three strikes and your out. Masoli had 18 total td's last season and has one year of eligibility left but the amazing thing is he doesn't yet. Stealing laptops and a guitar wasn't enough for you? O but smoking weed and driving without a license that was smart. Someone nominate this kid for a Rhodes Scholar. Watch out Myron Rolle here comes Masoli. Just think though it will be pretty cool in two years when you walk into a Best Buy and see Masoli there. Better yet maybe he can play Paul Crew in the next installment of The Longest Yard.