Friday, February 11, 2011

The Biggest Scumbags in Sports

No. 8 Dan Gilbert

Qualifications: Overall Jackass

I hate Gilbert, he has never won anything and is a wannabe Mark Cuban. Sitting court side with a button down does not make you Mark Cuban. Gilbert is on this list for one giant reason, the letter. After LeBron took his talents to South Beach, which was the right move, Gilbert ran his mouth in a letter than now makes him look like the dumbest shit in sports. Gilbert first used the words "cowardly betrayal" were stupid. The Cavs sucked and James knew it, hence their 8-43 record without him. He knew that Mo Williams and the rest of D league talent they assembled was not going to cut it. Gilbert could have kept his King happy but trading JJ Hickson but no Gilbert and the rest of that cracker jack management team thought Hickson's 11 points per game would keep James. James was the only thing that made people actually want to go to Cleveland. Honestly its by far the shittiest city in America, people from Cleveland wish they were from Detroit at this point. The best part of the letter, making Gilbert king boozoo was when he stated the Cavs would win a championship before James. HA! yea ok Danny boy, what free agents are you going to attract first off? Whats the selling pitch? Come to Cleveland, see are garage and ugly downtown. The Cavs will never win because the city of Cleveland NEVER wins!
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  1. Marcus Jerry-MaGuireFebruary 12, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    Wannabe Mark Cuban? Cuban has never really won anything either. He was great on entourage though.

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  2. Mike J. AstiFebruary 13, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    True but come on! I think Ramos means more of being an outspoken I don't give a fuck type attitude while owning a pro sports team and being young compared to the other owners. In support of Cubs though, he at least owned a team that won a conference title despite blowing a championship. Not only that but Cuban made the Mavs a cool place for free agents to want to go. Before his arrival they were a laughing stock and their franchise was a joke for most of its history.

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