We have all in been in fantasy leagues where there is that one guy who names his baseball team Sox34 or go Yanks. Well i hate those people. So here is my list of fantasy names, use them.
NFL/College football:
Cleo's Sour Lemons, Gene UpChuck, Marc's dirty Sanchez, Josh Scobee doobie doo, Ronnie what can Brown do for you, DJ i cant Hackett, Vince i want to die Young(Marcus), Dwayne's Bowe and arrow, Marshawn i need to be Lynched, Patrick corn on the Cobb, Selvin only the good die Young, LenDale i wish i was White, Santonio im burning down ya Holmes, Ahmans Greener pastures, Heath's Miller Lite, Jason Campbell's Soup, Deion im hanging by a Branch, Dominic im following the yellow brick Rhodes, Matt i build sand Cassell's, Josh i wish i could Reed, Shaun im over the Hill, Know-Sho Moreno, Casey im a fan of Dick, Brian the Price is right, Arrelious i live around the Benn, Sergio's Kindle research, Jacoby's built Ford tough, Dennis Pitta Pit.
NBA/College:
Patient Zero, Jason i beat my Kidd, DeJauns Blair Witch Project, Lavance's Field of dreams, Rudy i was better off Gay, Kevin ill pay for Love, Raja ring my Bell, Derrick im pushing up Roses, Eddie im bringing down the House, Josh my game is a sinking Shipp, Brian i stabbed Rudoplh, Matt i was raised in Barnes, Adoonal's aluminum Foyle, Aaron all i see is shades of Gray, Jrue i dont celebrate the Holiday's, Sean May i introduce myself, O.J. hold the Mayo, C.J. i got Miles to go till im good, Jamario you couldn't find my game on the Moon, Tayshaun's Prince of Persia.
MLB:
David if loving you is wrong i dont want to be Wright, Kerry's morning Wood, Mark's Prior Commitment, Ted's Lilly Pond, Randy Winn me a gumball, Ben i wet my Sheets, Garrett's Atkins diet, Eric's 3rd degree Byrnes, Nick's Swisher Sweets, Rickie i havent got laid in Weeks, Brad Hawpe on my nuts, Ryan i touched your kid in Church, Bill Hall's cough drops, Coco's Rice Crispys, Jon im a MaLester, Chan Ho's walk in the Park, Scott i got Downs Syndrome, Jayson im not Werth shit, JJ dont call me a Putz, Phil give me a diet Coke,Aaron i dont know how to Cook, J.R. throw me a Towles, Matt lets take the Stairs, Brad a Penny for you thoughts,
Don't give him all the credit, he plagiarized a few names from people in his fantasy leagues, namely myself.
ReplyDeleteplease i gave u credit for vince, ronnie brown i had well before u ever gave that to p.j.
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