Thursday, March 24, 2011

Welcome to my hood

Dez Bryant and his Mom
Breaking News, Dez Bryant is doing something stupid. Shocker I know, Bryant was given a criminal trespassing warning at a Dallas mall last Saturday for "wearing their pants halfway down their hips exposing their underwear." According to reports Bryant and three other friends were asked to pull up their pants but refused.

So here is my take, Bryant is ubber talented. He is going to be the Cowboys No.2 receiver this season and here is he going all DJ Khaled on us with his pants down at his ankles. Grow up! This kid has had more opportunities than Charlie Sheen at this point yet he keeps fumbling them away. Right now if I had a pick as to which Cowboy was going to go all Lawrence Taylor and rape a 16 year old, I would hands down put my money on Dez. What is with him, seriously. You are getting paid millions of dollars and yet you are walking around with Young Money over there showing your underwear. This isn't a dam Haines commercial so pick up your pants. At some point you have to say enough is enough. This is a minor issue but for someone who already has character issues this is major. Right now we know that Dez Bryant's mom is a hooker and that he does not know what a belt is, that is my conclusion. I hope he grows up, he has the talent of Michael Irving and the brain of Pac-Man Jones. Combined that probably means that he will be elected to four Pro Bowls, develop a drug problem while making it rain in local malls with his pants at his feet.

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